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Teasing and Bantering


What is banter?
Bantering is basically exchanging remarks in a good humored, teasing way. But more importantly, a banter line just establishes a role for the two of you that you can then act out in a playful way.Here are some examples of roles that generate attraction:

• You are dominant, she is cute
• An assumed position of authority
• Her judge, coach, or consultant
• The victim of her seduction
• The cold guy
• The neurotically selfish guy
• A high maintenance chick
• Mimicking her
• The Devil on her shoulder
• Exaggeratedly cheesy pickup artist
• Her adult supervision
• She is using you for sex

Delivery MUST Convey:
• Sure of yourself
• Unaffected by what she says
• Self-amused
• Slightly childish in an endearing sort of way
• Animated
• Comfortable with who you


CHEAT SHEET #1 EARLY LINES TO SET THE TONE OF THE INTERACTION
The lines given below are meant to be delivered within the first two minutes of talking to her. The best way to deliver the lines below is as if you suddenly realized something about her after 30 seconds to a minute or so of talking to her or the group she’s with.

• You and I aren’t gonna get along
• You guys aren’t tourists are you?
• Don’t say anything, you’re cute. You’ll mess it all up
• You’re cool. You can help me pick up chicks.
• You usually hang out at the library don’t you?
• Oh, so you're one of THOSE…
• You don’t have to be nervous, it’s cute.
• I hate you
• Ok, note to self: don’t date her

CHEAT SHEET #2 Lines That Suggest She’s Interested Or Hitting On You
One of the most fun ways to create a flirtatious conversation is to set the frame that she is trying to get into your pants. If you do it in this playful way, she will know you that you are teasing her and will have fun and play along.The lines below are meant to be delivered as it becomes clear that you are hitting on her. By reversing the roles, you can take an awkward situation and make it fun and comfortable.The best way to deliver the lines below is as if you know she wants you, but she is too nervous to admit why she is really talking to you.

• What did you come over here just to flirt with me?
• What else do you like about me?
• You’re hitting on the wrong guy; I’m totally not boyfriend material. That guy
looks better for you [point to some dorky guy nearby]
• Stop undressing me with your eyes
• Did you put roofies in my drink?
• You’re looking at me like a fat kid looks at a cheeseburger

CHEAT SHEET #3 She Says Something Dumb or She is Rambling On…
When you learn to listen and you get a feel what bantering is you are going to realize that women give you all the material you can possibly need to tease them. Here is the thing, once you establish yourself as a flirt… the woman treats you that way and as I suggested earlier, she will unconsciously give you material to use.The best way to deliver the lines below is to exaggerate how little sense she is making. This is a good time to be animated, and a slightly childish.

• Now are you just making shit up as you go along?
• It’s a good thing you’re pretty, because once the looks go you’ll be in
trouble
• Let's play a game. Let's see how long you can hold your breath
• You're aware you're still talking right?"
• I don't know what you’re on but i am sure they offer rehab for it
• Bartender, I think you need to cut her off.
• Now you’re starting to scare me
• You are a total blonde fluff ball
• I'll kick your ass.
• Are you kidding me? You'll be on the ground in 30 seconds.
• I eat girls like you for breakfast.
• Be silent, little girl.
• Go sit on the corner and I'll bring you a bucket of crayons.
• Yeah, you're like the karate kid on crack

Remember, you don’t want to come across mean or insulting with these lines. You’re just trying to be playful and fun.

CHEAT SHEET #4 She is Acting Boring, Tired, Cranky, or Up Tight
I think we can all agree that women put up sort of a Bitch Shield when they first begin talking to guy they are uncertain about. These women don’t want to give off too much interest and encourage him to keep talking, so often they will appear bitchy, bored, tired, or up tight. It is your job to use bantering to break through this ‘shield.’ The lines below should be delivered with the attitude that you know that underneath her tough exterior she is like a cute little puppy dog.

• Ohh…. We’ve got Grumpy Smurf here
• Oooh… She’s very hostile when she hasn’t taken her nap
• You know what your problem is… you’re just not spontaneous
• I love it when you talk mean to me
• I bet you have a real cute side somewhere. You just don't show it
• Stop playing hard to get; you know I’m better at it
• Looks like someone put their cranky pants on this morning

More Situations for Banter
The four Cheat Sheets above provide you with some ammunition for quickly establishing yourself as a flirt. Remember though, your attitude as you say the line is just as important as the lines themselves. Banter and teasing works for just about every situation… and it is the quickest way to turn the tides on a woman who may be on the fence about you. In fact, once you get really good you will notice that you can quickly change any girl’s initial opinion of you… and can turn any conversation playful and fun.
Banter can be used to:
• Overcome shit tests
• Respond to the ‘boyfriend’ objection
• Respond to any objections she has about you
• Avoid interview mode
• Create the ‘you and me’ vibe
• Bring up sex in a fun way
• As a fun way to open her

Banter collection
• Did you come over here just to flirt with me?
• I can tell just by looking at you that you’re trouble.
• Do you guys have ID? (check their IDs) OK, good. Thanks… I don’t work here but you look great in this photo!
• I saw you checking me out, if I didn’t come and say hi I was scared you’d follow me home later.
• I walked by twice and you didn’t flag me down, try to grab my ass or anything… what’s going on over here?
• Hey thanks I’ve been waiting for that. (Reach for her drink, slowly)
• I didn’t mean to do this in front of your friends but we’re through.
• Welcome to (Bar Name). Glad you made it.
• You better be getting back to your friends before they realize you’re over here flirting with me.
• You’re cool. You can help me pick up chicks.
• We’d never get along. We’d fight all the time. And I’d win.
• You’re my new girlfriend for the night.
• I’m going to take you home in my little pocket and ask my roommates if I can keep you. Are you housebroken?
• I’m too high maintenance for you.
• I promised my friends that I wouldn’t date bad girls anymore.
• No, it’s fine, you don’t have to buy me a drink.
• You’d look cute with a fanny pack.
• You’d look cute with a mohawk.
• Is that what you say to all the guys?
• Is that one of your pickup lines?
• (When someone else walks up) How many months have we known each other?
• It’ll never work out. I’d never take your shit and you’d never take mine.
• Stop flirting with me in front of my friends. I promised them I wouldn’t go home with anyone tonight.
• You must’ve driven your parents crazy.
• Do you mind watching my drink? Don’t put any roofies in there or anything. If someone tries to steal it kick their ass.
• Let’s see if we can find you a man.
• You can’t just talk to random people, that’s weird.
• I’m so attracted to you in a totally non-sexual way.
• I’m a big fan of your work. I like what you’re doing here.
• You are so cute, when you’re trying to be funny and witty.
• Don’t threaten me with a good time!
• See… This is why we can’t have nice things.
• It’s ok, you don’t have to be nervous.
• Relax. You’re going to hurt yourself.
• It’s a good thing you’re pretty.
• Great, yeah, can we get a sippy cup over here for her??
• You’re a*handful… :)
• Clearly, your boyfriend isn’t spanking you enough.
• I gotta go, I left a knife in the fork drawer.
• Don’t look at me likethat or I’ll fall in love.
• *Well thanks, but don’t leave the rest of me out of the equation!
• *OOOooo…..SSSASSY. I like that. I love it when you talk mean to me. But I bet little miss cranky pants has a hidden cute side.
• You and I would never get along."
• "You're a bad girl, my mother warned me about girls like you."
• You're a shy girl aren't you? You guys need to get her out more."
• You're like Velma on Scooby Doo, always trying to figure things out."
• You guys are trouble."
• You have the third best smile I’ve seen tonight.”
• You have the third cutest laugh I’ve heard tonight.”
• You’re adorable. You’re like the third cutest girl I’ve seen tonight.”
• That’s cool you do that... I like you. Too bad I don’t date really short girls. Otherwise it might have worked out.”
• You’re awesome. Too bad I can’t get into fat girls.”
• That’s awesome… I really like you. It’s too bad I’m not attracted to flat-chested girls.”(If she has unavoidably huge boobs:)
• You and I aren’t gonna get along
• You guys aren’t tourists are you?
• Don’t say anything, you’re cute. You’ll mess it all up
• You’re cool. You can help me pick up chicks
• You usually hang out at the library don’t you?
• Oh, so you're one of THOSE…
• You don’t have to be nervous, it’s cute.
• I hate you
• Ok, note to self: don’t date her
• It would never work out between us
• Did you put roofies in my drink?
• I can already tell, you and I are not going to get along
• Now are you just making shit up as you go along?
• It’s a good thing you’re pretty, because once the looks go you’ll be introuble
• You're aware you're still talking right?"
• I don't know what you’re on but i am sure they offer rehab for it
• Bartender, I think you need to cut her off.
• Now you’re starting to scare me
• You are a total blonde fluff ball
• Oooh… She’s very hostile when she hasn’t taken her nap
• You know what your problem is… you’re just not spontaneous
• I love it when you talk mean to me
• I bet you have a real cute side somewhere. You just don't show it
• Stop playing hard to get; you know I’m better at it
• Looks like someone put their cranky pants on this morning
• You’re too much of a nice girl for me
• You’re a dancer/model. OMG I can’t even talk to you
• I’m totally not boyfriend material. You need a nice guy who will buy you flowers and tell you how great you look. Hey, that guy over there looks perfect for you.
• We are so broken up, I want my CD’s back
• Your first impression sucked
• I’m much too high maintenance for you
• You are trouble, I shouldn’t be talking to you
• Aww you are soo cute.. but we could never be a couple - we are too much the same.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings for me!"
• You know we would just fight all the time…. And I’d always win (smile)
• You're awesome.. I love how you laugh at all my jokes and you make me feel like I'm the nuts.. I want to hang with you all the time.. Actually, I know I never will, because it’s a bar-thing, but I felt the emotion of wanting it for one brief second back there, nonetheless…
• You know what….I can already tell…..you and I…… I can talk to you for hours….its weird…I cant LISTEN (stresses) to you (laughs).
• Her: Why did you talk to me then, if you think I suck so much You: you want the truth? … Proximity
• I don’t think we are going to get along. You need a nice guy you can walk all over.
• I better leave you to your friends
• You look as though you want to get back
• You should meet my single friends…they would love you
• I should let you go back to your friends…otherwise they will know you are hitting on me.
• You remind me of an ex, you have the same smile, yeah…she was lovely, shit in bed though…I can’t have another relationship like that.
• Take out an imaginary pencil and “write” on your hand as you say “note to self…..do not date this woman. Do this if she has shown any tendancies you don’t like.
• Wow – that must have been rough on your last boyfriend.
• Awww, you’re breaking my heart. I can set you up with a real nice guy.
• You’re so cute (or funny) – I bet when you were a kid you used to get spaghetti all over your face.
• We’d be horrible together. We’d spend all of our time cracking jokes and giggling, and never be able to accomplish anything productive
• Take her hand, smile and shake your head “nope, I can tell we wont get along already, you see these lines here, they say you’re the type of girl who wants a guy she can walk over”
• Do you know what the leading cause of break-ups is – Relationships he he. A relationship is a romantic or sexual connection between two people. Take her hand and stare into her eyes…do you feel that? – we’re breaking up then – throw her hand away.
• I should let you go back to your room or they will think you are hitting on me (smile)
• Are you always like that…..to people cooler than you ?
• You remind me of my first love, We were so passionate, but she was wrong for me.
• You have very strong hands, stronger than mine maybe.
• Then again, all that depends on whether you can handle me
• (to a taller woman) – Damn, you’d be simply awesome if only you were taller.
• Hey you are getting a little too comfortable…this is a public place
• You have a nice smile…Id say it’s the third or fourth best smile I’ve seen today.
• It would never work out between us
• I can already tell, you and I are not going to get along
• You’re too much of a nice girl for me
• You’re a dancer/model. OMG I can’t even talk to you
• I’m totally not boyfriend material. You need a nice guy who will buy you flowers and tell you how great you look. Hey, that guy over there looks perfect for you.
• We are so broken up, I want my CD’s back
• Your first impression sucked
• I’m much too high maintenance for you
• You are trouble, I shouldn’t be talking to you
• Aww you are soo cute.. but we could never be a couple - we are too much the same.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings for me!"
• You know we would just fight all the time…. And I’d always win (smile)
• You're awesome.. I love how you laugh at all my jokes and you make me feel like I'm the nuts.. I want to hang with you all the time.. Actually, I know I never will, because it’s a bar-thing, but I felt the emotion of wanting it for one brief second back there, nonetheless…
• You know what….I can already tell…..you and I…… I can talk to you for hours….its weird…I cant LISTEN (stresses) to you (laughs).
• Her: Why did you talk to me then, if you think I suck so much You: you want the truth? … Proximity
• I don’t think we are going to get along. You need a nice guy you can walk all over.
• I better leave you to your friends
• You look as though you want to get back
• You should meet my single friends…they would love you
• I should let you go back to your friends…otherwise they will know you are hitting on me.
• You remind me of an ex, you have the same smile, yeah…she was lovely, shit in bed though…I can’t have another relationship like that.
• Take out an imaginary pencil and “write” on your hand as you say “note to self…..do not date this woman. Do this if she has shown any tendancies you don’t like.
• Wow – that must have been rough on your last boyfriend.
• Awww, you’re breaking my heart. I can set you up with a real nice guy.
• You’re so cute (or funny) – I bet when you were a kid you used to get spaghetti all over your face.
• We’d be horrible together. We’d spend all of our time cracking jokes and giggling, and never be able to accomplish anything productive
• Take her hand, smile and shake your head “nope, I can tell we wont get along already, you see these lines here, they say you’re the type of girl who wants a guy she can walk over”
• Do you know what the leading cause of break-ups is – Relationships he he. A relationship is a romantic or sexual connection between two people. Take her hand and stare into her eyes…do you feel that? – we’re breaking up then – throw her hand away.
• I should let you go back to your room or they will think you are hitting on me (smile)
• Are you always like that…..to people cooler than you ?
• You remind me of my first love, We were so passionate, but she was wrong for me.
• You have very strong hands, stronger than mine maybe.
• Then again, all that depends on whether you can handle me
• (to a taller woman) – Damn, you’d be simply awesome if only you were taller.
• Hey you are getting a little too comfortable…this is a public place
• You have a nice smile…Id say it’s the third or fourth best smile I’ve seen today.
• Is she always like this?”
• You have beautiful eyes,(pause) can I touch them?”
• You talk a lot.
• • (If she’s not talking:) “You talk too much!" or: “Will you shut up already!”
• "You have broad shoulders."
• “It would never work out between us.”
• "You're fired."
• "You're too much of nice girl for me."
• “We are so broken up. I want my CD’s back.”
• “I’m totally not boyfriend material. Hey, that guy over
• there looks perfect for you.”
• Don’t think you’re going to get something just because you’re buying me this drink.
• Geez are you always this forward?
• I don’t want to rush things.
• I don’t want to get hurt. I need lots of comfort and
• trust first.
• I want to get to know you better first.
• I don't do that on first date.
• You just want me for my body.
• Do you always move this fast?
• …yeah if you’re lucky.
• I’m not ready to be in a relationship right now.
• I wore my old briefs tonight to make sure nothing happens.
• I swear, all you girls do is think about one thing.
• Oh my gosh, are you groping me?
• That guy over there looks perfect for you.
• Stop! I hardly know you…
• Let’s just be friends.
• "Stop undressing me with your eyes."
• “Bad girl…Go to my room.”
• “Your boyfriend really needs to spank you more.”
• “I always yawn when I’m interested.”
• “Stop staring at my tits. I have a brain too, you know…”
• (Pointing to her.) “This is my ex-wife. You remember the one I told you about? We broke up because I couldn’t get an erection. I kept trying to explain that it wasn’t my fault. It’s hers.”
• (If she touches you too much.) “Help I’m being molested, someone call my parent or guardian!”
• “I’m not some trophy husband you can just use to show off to your friends. I have feelings too.”
• “It’s a good thing you’re pretty, because once the looks go you’ll be in trouble.”
• (If she spills something.) “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
• (If she’s hazing you.) “Just to warn you, I don’t hit girls... But I will tickle you until you pee your pants.”
• “Do you treat all guys like this, or just the ones you’re attracted to?”
• “I wanted to talk to the most beautiful girls in the bar but I was really nervous so I thought I would warm up with you.”
• If I were to kiss you, on a scale from 1-10 how would I rate your kiss?"
• "I am not the kind of guy who would just take a woman home the first night I met her and give her a night of pleasure and continuous orgasms. I'm not that easy. Well, at least you have to buy me a couple of drinks first."
• "Let's go back to my place and massage lotion into each other's skin." (This is where you watch her reaction. If she is going to reject the SOI you do a take away.) "No wait. You are pretty tall. Forget it. I don't have enough for you."
• "We should go back to my house and watch the cat do back flips while you give me a massage."
• "Something I've discovered about myself is that, (pause for effect) I'm high maintenance. I like back rubs, receiving love notes, breakfast in bed, that sort of stuff. I like it when girls take care of me."
• You: "You have a bad attitude."
Her: "What are you talking about?"
You: "You better straighten up. I can replace you like that. (snap fingers)
Her: "I am not bad."
You: "Okay, come here. You know a little attitude is sexy." (hug) "You smell good. have you been eating salmon?"

“ You are totally HOT . . . for being from another planet.”
“You’re awesome, I’m adopting you as my new little sister.”
(With a hug.)
“We’re breaking up… I want my CDs back.”
(With a little shove.)
A push/pull dynamic is almost always built into any flirtatious conversation. Match the verbal pushes and pulls with comparable physical ones and your physical progression will be much more successful and calibrated.


• YOU: "I don't think we should get to know each other." HER: "Why not?"
YOU: "I think you are just too much of a nice girl for me."

• If your target interrupts you, say, "Hello, I'm talking, geez" or, "Excuse me... may I finish my sentence first?" You then say to others in the group, "Is she always like that


If a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek, tell her, "Only one ... don't be greedy."
"That's a nice hairstyle ... it that your real hair?" Smile and look at her to show her you are sincerely being funny and not insulting.
"Ewww, your palms are sweaty ... ewwww!!!!! Where haye your hands been? No. don't tell me, I do not want to know!"
"You've got something in your ear."
YOU: "Ooh, check this out.... watch this. Here, pull my finger. This is good."
[Your target pulls your finger.]
YOU: [Make a fart sound with your lips.] "Oh man!!! You actually pulled my finger! haaa! No, no jus' kidding, here, really, pull on my ringer. No honest this is good trust me." [She pulls it - Fart sound again.] "Oh man!!! That's TWICE!!! I can't believe you! My niece is six and doesn't fall for that anymore! man haaa!"
You may decide to say, "I'm just kidding. Here really. I'll show you some magic. Look at this. My hand is empty right? Ok, really pull my finger. No really, I promise I won't fart again. Serious. I swear to you. Magician's honour! No, swear. I promise I won't." She pulls your finger. [Fart Sound.] "Oh my God you can get talked into anything!"

'I hope you don't think there is anything between us. I wouldn't want it
to hurt our friendship.'
'slow down there turbo, we just met and you are
already trying to ask me out, that's a little creepy'

"I hope you weren't trying to
kiss me. You are like my little sister, and l am hoping that you are not trying to
get all incest on me"...Then after she thinks you are serious, grab her close to
you and kiss her.
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